segun los hombres!

EL HOMBRE descubrió el VIDRIO e inventó la BOTELLA.
LA MUJER tomó el VIDRIO e inventó el ESPEJO .

El HOMBRE descubrió la BARAJA y ahí mismo inventó el JUEGO.
LA MUJER agarro la BARAJA e inventó la BRUJERÍA.

EL HOMBRE descubrió la PALABRA e inventó la CONVERSACIÓN.
LA MUJER transformó la CONVERSACIÓN y ahí mismo inventó el CHISME.

El HOMBRE descubrió el DINERO e inventó el COMERCIO.
LA MUJER descubrió el COMERCIO e inventó el CRÉDITO.

El HOMBRE descubrió las TRANSACCIONES y creó las TARJETAS DE CREDITO.
La MUJER descubrió las TARJETAS DE CREDITO y nos jodimos.

El HOMBRE descubrió el TRABAJO e inventó el SALARIO.
LA MUJER descubrió el SALARIO y nos jodieron otra vez.

EL HOMBRE descubrió a LA MUJER e inventó el SEXO.
LA MUJER descubrió El SEXO e inventó el MATRIMONIO y ahí se cagó todo.

cosas de mujeres y hombres

No sólo las mujeres somos complicadas........

*Los Hombres 'buena gente' son feos.
*Los Hombres lindos no son 'buena gente'.
*Los Hombres lindos y buena gente, son gays.
*Los Hombres lindos, buena gente y heterosexuales son casados.
*Los Hombres no tan lindos, pero buena gente, no tienen dinero.
*Los Hombres no tan lindos, pero buena gente y con dinero, creen que sólo estamos tras su dinero.

*Los Hombres lindos y sin dinero están tras nuestro dinero.
*Los Hombres lindos, razonablemente buena gente y heterosexuales, no creen que somos lo suficientemente lindas
*Los Hombres que creen que somos lindas, que son razonablemente buena gente y tienen dinero, son unos COBARDES!!!!!
*Los Hombres que son razonablemente lindos, razonablemente buena gente, y tienen algo de dinero, son tímidos y NUNCA TOMAN LA INICIATIVA.
*Los Hombres que nunca toman la iniciativa, pierden automáticamente el interés cuando nosotras tomamos la iniciativa.

Y ahora . ¿¿ QUIÉN ENTIENDE A LOS HOMBRES??

*Si eres tierna con ellos ... Eres una cursi.
*Si no .. Una insensible.
*Si no te arreglás ... Eres una descuidada.
*Si lo hacés ... Es para 'coquetear' con otro.
*Si no trabajás .. Eres una simple 'ama de casa'.
*Si lo hacés (y ganás más que ellos) .. Se enojan.
*Si ellos siempre pagan ... Es un abuso.
*Si lo tu haces ... Se sienten menos.
*Si te acuestas con ellos a la primera salida... Eres una loca rapidita
*Si no ... histeriqueas..
*Si ellos ascienden de puesto ... Es por sus capacidades.
*Si lo haces tu ... Es porque te acostaste con tu jefe.
*Si ellos ven a otras ... Es su naturaleza.
*Si tu ves a otros ... Eres infiel.
*Si sales con un tipo sin dinero ... Eres una imbecil
*Si sales con un millonario ... Eres una interesada.
*Si a los 30 ellos no se casan ... Son solteros codiciados.
*Si a los 30 no te casaste ... Ya se te fue el tren.
*Si estás de mal humor ... Eres una neurótica.
*Si ellos lo están .. Pobrecitos, no los comprendés.

*Si eres fea ... No te dan bola.
*Si eres linda e inteligente ... Te tienen miedo.
*Si te creas un Fotolog... se enojan
*Si te pegan cuernos y sigues con ellos ... Más estúpida no puedes ser.
*Si lo hacen y los manda pa fuera ... Que poco aguantas.
*Si tienen una amante ... Es porque en su casa no tienen lo que necesitan.
*Si lo tienes ... Ah... ¡Qué #$@%@!
*Si ellos andan con una más joven ... ¡Bravo, Bravo, Bravo!
*Si tu lo haces ... Es que necesitás que te hagan 'el favor'.
*Si están intolerables ... Compréndelos, tuvieron un mal día.
*Si estás intolerable ... Es que estás 'en tus días'.
*Si no los cuidás, los mimás, les tienes su comidita, su ropa y la casa impecable ... Eres una inútil !
*Si cumples con todo ... ¡¡¡TE DEJAN POR OTRA!!!

Believe in the magic of people

You are Everything To Somebody Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone think you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone would do anything for you someone wants to be forgiven someone is grateful for your forgiveness someone wants to laugh with you about old times someone remembers you and wishes you were there someone needs to know that your love is unconditional somebody values your advice someone wants to tell you how much they care someone wants to stay up watching old movies with you someone wants to share their dreams with you ! someone wants to hold you in their arms someone wants YOU to hold them in your arms someone treasures your spirit someone wishes they could STOP time because of you someone can't wait to see you someone wishes that things didn't have to change someone loves you for who you are someone loves the way you make them feel someone wants to be with you someone hears a song that reminds them of you someone wants you to know they are there for you someone is glad that you're their friend someone wants to be your friend someone stayed up all night thinking about you someone is alive because of you someone is wishing that you would notice them someone wants to get to know you better someone believes that you are their soul mate someone wants to be near you someone misses your guidance and advice someone values your guidance and advice someone has faith in you someone trusts you someone needs you to send them this letter someone needs your support someone needs you to have faith in them someone needs you to let them be your friend someone will cry when they read this

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Martin Luther King said once:

like an unchecked cancer,hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of values and his objectivity.It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful and to confuse the true with false and the false with the true.

I believe that in order to become a legend you must first realize who you are and what you are meant to do, in order to change someone else its perspective. A legend is created by the thoughts of him who knows what its that dont matter and what is that do, since life is to short ,to figure out the significance of life it self ,we shall try to change it by changing ourself ,and by forgetting that there is someone else in the same planet trying to conquer the same as us.

The first thing is to conquer your fears. and then shall forgive and shall forget. In order to live life like wise ,and not like a full.

Life takes several roles, in which you decide to play whatever you want,its just a play that we all get to be in , the question is not why it has happen but how can we make the role even better.

We all want to have stories to tell.

Pain is inevitable yet suffering is optional

Have you ever thought about this? i mean really pain is definitely inevitable but to suffer thats just something i will never do!

Some people like to suffer like depeche mode

Maybe they'll be pain but to suffer,i think thats just enough to suffer its to twist with a knife that open wound and keep revolving it.

Some games hurt more than others!!!! but thats how you get to see life like a game.

Do the pain but not the suffer. IF there is no pain no gain than just let it not be.

Life is to short to forget we can here to have a good time

Sometimes we can only dream to be a super heroe!!!!

So you dont have only one you have many to feel like you can become them and start kicking some people in the ***** you know were!!!!!!

My friends are kept more than in a box !!!!

How about your friends!!!!!!

Pro choice or Pro life?

These are some quotes and some images with a deep message:

"Ive noticed that everyone who is for abortion is already born." - Ronald Reagan

"Each child is sent into this world by God with a "Unique Message" to deliver, a new personal act of love to bestow"... - John Powell, S.J., Professor of Theology

The cemetery of the victims of human cruelty in our century is extended to include yet another vast cemetery, that of the unborn.
Pope John Paul II

"One method of destroying a concept is by diluting its meaning. Observe that by ascribing rights to the unborn, i.e., the nonliving, the anti-abortionists obliterate the rights of the living."Ayn Rand

"Too many women are forced to abort by poverty, by their menfolk, by their parents ... A choice is only possible if there are genuine alternatives.Germaine Greer

"No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg." Frederica Mathewes-Green

"I have met thousands and thousands of pro-choice men and women. I have never met anyone who is pro-abortion."Hillary Clinton

"And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow."Dennis Miller

SO Now Are YOU Pro Life Or Pro Choice?

How we spend our time in school!!!

These is what happens when you put hands and money together

These is what Rich people do with their money.

Art By: known 

Making a smile.

Art by: unknown

These is life

Art by:uknown

Dont kill yourself just drink a heineken .

Remember dont kill your self just drink up!!!!

This is brought to you by heineken.

French commercial against aids ... amazing so check it out.

 

In the World every 10 seconds a person dies from aids.

Dans le monde un personne meurt  du sida ,toutes les 10 secondes.

En el mundo una persona muere cada 10 segundos de sida.

How you see everything in the effect of the alcohol .

Art by: LH  ( ocean city, MD at night)

Look what society has become now days!!! Miren lo que se ha convertido la sociedad hoy en dia!!!

Can you believe it and it was caught in this picture!!!

Art by: LH

Why do men stick their fingers in all the holes they see! porque todos los hombres meten sus dedos en todos los hoyos que ven!

You see what i mean!

Art by: LH

If life was like an egg we all would be fried!!!! Si la vida fuera como un huevo estuvieramos fritos!

Remember the eggs have feelings to!!!

Art by: unknown

Girls with make up and without one!!!! Chicas sin maquilla y con maquillaje

BEFORE

ANTES

AFTER

DESPUES

Make up does wonders!!!   El maquillaje hace maravillas!!!

Art by: vera & other

Who LoOks THe WeIrdeSt !!

No more pictures @ 4 am!

Sometimes what it makes us wake up in the morning its what it made us went to sleep in the first place. Dont mistake kindness for weakness , or misunderstanding for betrayal.

Once upon a time i heard this phrase:

Life was for the clever not the dreamer.

Yet if you cant dream you can think and you most certainly can have desires if you cant dream ,so believe that life was made for the dream , yet truth be told if you can wake up from the dream you might never make it pass a dream.

Art by: lh

De acuerdo a Republica Dominicana esto es lo que hacemos con el dinero!!

Por eso este es todavia el pais de las maravillas!!

Art by: Sophia

WhaT nobody like sesame street!!!

Web pages of commercial that you should check out!!!

Hey guys this are some commercials that i think you should check out if you have more for me post them or just send me an email and i will post them so everyone can see.

Hola chicos estos son comerciales que creo deberian chequearselos, si tienen mas que quieren mostrar ,mandemelos por email o escriban un comentario con en link de esos comerciales.

http://www.lepoison.com/sidaction/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/626758/new_apple_iphone_ad2/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1488132/heineken_suicide_commercial/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgzbhEc6VVo

Just imagine what where they thinking.... Solo Imaginense que ellos pensaban....

Listening to the camera!!!!!! 

Art By : LH

Pose .

Art by: Lh

JuSt Getting Hit.

Art BY : Canela

No room In the picture.

Art By: J. Mota

LeTs taLk AbOut ToIlets !!!!

If she cut her vain what would it be floating around?

Some unknown arts pieces ..

Now days you dont need a vibrator or a mate you just need an iphone.

WAy tO WaKo !!!

They had no paper to write their feelings.

Im guessing that the loneliness is really hitting him with that orthography. 

Some eggs were born to be fried !!!

Am i Happy ? Are you Happy ? how can i help?

Art By: LH

THe WorLd AcCording tO Me!!

Art By: LH

WhO aM I ?

WhAt arE yoU doIng heRe? WhY ArE you HeRe?

WhAts StopPing You ? 

In my opinion i got none!!!! 

Art by : LH

WhAt My FrIenDs THiNk and Do!

As you can see i tried my best to get everyone from my life involve in my designs so in these and many more future post you might see a weird picture of my friends or something weird so just stay tuned cause you'll see more of this.

Ps: ( im missing a lot of my friends!) love you guys

So think differently

Art By : LH

Hello to my awesome Blog!!!!! Hola a mi increible blog!!!!

So as you can see this is all about design ,about being creative , not only me but you guys, so as course of the weeks, months and if so many years you will see my art and many others , it will all be classified of its not mine .So i want to welcome you in a creative place were you can feel free to express  your self and everything that you have felt. So remember think differently just think out side the box.

Asi que como pueden ver esto es todo acerca del diseño , de ser creativo, no solo yo sino tambien ustedes ,asi que con el transcurso de las semanas ,meses y talves años conoceran mi arte y el de otros, i estaran clasificadas si no son mios. Asi que bienvenidos a un lugar creativo donde se pueden sentir libres de expresar lo todo lo que sienten.  Asi que recuerden de pensar diferente y piense fuera de la caja.